Wanna Play With My Produce?

Completely, totally and blatantly quoted from The Stranger in case you missed it:

(FOODSPORT) Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to start your squashes at the Zucchini 500 Races at the West Seattle Farmers' Market. All you need is a dream—zucchinis, wheels, axles, and decorative bits will be supplied by the market and generous farmers. Finalists from each heat will compete in a final winners' race, and the victorious will receive ribbons, hard-earned glory, and adoration. (West Seattle Farmers' Market, SW Alaska St and California Ave SW, www.seattlefarmersmarkets.org. 10 am–noon, free.) ANGELA GARBES