Unnecessary Closure

I'm sure you've been just waiting to hear about the results from Akron, Ohio's Hamburger Festival. Well, we did indeed manage to hear word from the event, which featured a "Best Burger" competition. Our informant managed to sample a variety of the burgers there, and he was prepared to "call shenanigans" on the proceedings, since the best burgers didn't win. From the sound of it, there was some wheeling and dealing at work. It was still fun though, and that's what matters most. As for the official word on how it all went down, here's the press release.