A Revolution Stunted: Petey Greene's How to Eat Watermelon

It's Super Bowl Sunday. There's going to be plenty of eating going on, so in that vein, here's a video that's about as old as we are, with Washington DC's Petey Greene detailing how to eat watermelon. It's not fair to say that this goes against the revolution (he was the revolution) but damn, does the world really need a video floating around of a black guy taking watermelon-eating so seriously? *sigh*